kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

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mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

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shakespeares-sisters:

i’m weird ok

but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend

i mean fucking weird 

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

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